Tagged: Uefa

My letter to Uefa. Dear Uefa I went to my first ever competitive England match last night at the magnificent Wembley stadium. However I was left distraught upon entry – not to mention thirsty – at the ban on alcohol sales. Why is this? Are you trying to rid all-seater stadiums of their remaining atmospheric elements?Is it part of the football gentrification program?Perhaps you now part of the Islamic Caliphate? There are of course ways around this for future games: 1. Get exceptionally tanked up before the game.  I would rather just have a few beers but this may have …