Tagged: Tesco

Sometimes it takes a bit of work to get a refund…or just to find common cause with your refunder: ****** Dear Tesco I am generally not a fan of your food quality – some will call me a snob, but I am from up north so not entirely sure that is something that can be aimed at me. Anyway, I actually quite like your avocados, and go through several a week.  Well, I normally like your avocados. Over the last month, I have had two pretty horrid, soft and close to inedible avocados from your Rayner’s Lane store. I will …

Actually a recent complaint this one! ****** Dear Tesco Gosh do I have a 1,000 character limit? Wish me luck on that. One night recently, I was drunk. Do you have one of those annoying friends that starts every story with “I was really drunk”? I’m going to have to get to the point pretty quickly here, aren’t I? So, I was drunk. And the last two times I had been to Chicken Cottage on the way home, I ended up with 4 pieces of dry, over-cooked, miserable southern fried chicken. Being drunk, I came up with an idea – …

From 2014: Dear Sir I went to your Tesco Express branch on Monday evening just gone to purchase two scratchcards. However when I got to the till, I was advised that they were already locked up for the evening. I could perhaps understand if it were 10:55pm however it was 8:30pm. The store was open for another 2 and a half hours. I appreciate the efforts of your store to refrain me from gambling, however these were gifts for my housemate and my sister for their birthdays. Thankfully President Mubarrak at the M&S garage across the road was very keen …

So I decided that at 10:45pm on the day before a job interview that I would go to Tesco just before it shut, not for alcohol, but for chocolate.  I have a chocolate craving.  How odd.  This keeps happening to me at the moment late at night – is this normal? Anyway, standing in the queue, minding my own business, two drunk and fairly attractive young ladies in front of me (the sort that would be far more attractive if they weren’t so obsessed with fake tan, fake hair, way overdone make-up, you know the sort), one turns around and …

My 500th blog post is to annouce a response from Tesco to my complaint about the baby sprouts – and the fact that they have offered me a refund!  62 pence.  Every little helps? I may have to mention the fact that I often have to queue at their express store for more than 5 minutes as they only have one person serving despite several others in the store and the one person serving doesn’t bother ringing for help. I really don’t like shopping in Tesco, but yet I still do…why…because it is 2 minutes from my door. ************* My …

Tesco are now selling the most amazing Meat Feast sandwich in the world possible, just for the World Cup. It consists of: SausagePepperoniChickenHamTomatoMayoSpinach Beat that if you can!

It has been a while. My previous have been much better than the one I am about to announce in shame, backdoor trance, animinimal and semi-detached house being three of the better ones. I am having a classification problem with certain tunes like Moda by Retro/Grade. Are they electro? Disco? Techno? House? Well they are all of them but I tended towards techno and disco more. So I thought, I need a new genre (for my own organisation sake – yes blah blah blah “its all house”, whatever, I am just trying to organise my brain). Anyway – techno disco …