Tagged: Mullet

I used to have a really good barber, really sound guy. Then he left. I thought I’d keep going to the same barber shop, last time I went (still £35), had an unconvincing hair cut and a very quiet one too (if I’m going to be there 45 minutes then at least say more than hello). Booked with someone else this time, again at the same barber shop. After 15 minutes I realised that he was doing very little other than combing my hair. He realised that I had realised then stated that he was thinking about what to do. …

For those not lucky enough to work with me or have met me last night for a drink.     If only I didn’t have quite the large belly I would be Reading’s ultimate sex god now.

I thought it was about time that my mullet had some further definition so I have been to get my hair cut, by a ridiculously attractive Eastern European lady of course.   I asked her if this hairstyle was popular in her country, she didn’t know what to say at first. I then advised her that I was a leader in style, and that I had a mohican before David Beckham. She proceeded to advise that it was rather popular many, many years ago. Love me – love my mullet x