Tagged: King

Last night I became King Of Morocco. It was truly amazing. I had all the women I wanted – not even the hottest would turn me down, I had so many servants, I had my own amazing nightclubs and all the hottest DJs played there on demand, it was party party party, and anyone who upset me ended up in prison. And the food was amazing, amazing joints of meat, amazingly tasty fish – though I don’t recall there being any gravy. I was in complete control of the whole world around me and I could do anything I liked …