Tagged: Cuts

Things I Would Cut: 1. Wayne Rooney’s manhood, like you would a rabid dog. 2. Jimmy Bullard’s contract length and value. And hair. 3. John Terry. From life. 4. X-Factor. Death to X-Factor. Stop ruining my social life and what is left of decency in society at large. 5. All soap operas but starting with Eastenders first. I might keep Hollyoaks but cut most of the sound out unless there are any lesbian noises. 6. All prisoners. Or cut them from this country anyway – outsource them to a Chinese prison. 7. Electro-house. 8. The price of beer. 9. The …